Thursday, 24 April 2014
A Minority Report
By the power of Castle Grey Skull, sorry I mean the European Union, I now find I belong to a minority. I woke up thinking I'm British, only to find I'm Cornish. Oh how we laughed and cried at the news in our household after breakfast, what with my partner being born in Cornwall, and my mum being Cornish. I wonder if I will have to wear the Cornish flag on my clothes to identify myself now?
We are so grateful to be labelled as part of a new minority that we are thinking about going out later to celebrate the good news by buying a Cornish pasty to celebrate.
PS: I have a weird sense of humour and find this very funny. YMMV.